Competition for January: AMMs – Absent Minded Moments: We’ll tell you ours if you tell us yours!

OK, so someone around here who is stretched a little thin and hasn’t been getting much sleep actually attempted to put on a second bra before it dawned on her that “something is seriously wrong with this picture!” Another employee, who shall remain anonymous, realized she was licking her finger to turn the page of her book. This isn’t all that unusual, except she was reading an ebook on her Ipad. Come on, you’ve caught yourself putting the box of cereal in the fridge and the milk in the pantry, trying to use
your cell phone to change the channels, tossing the banana in the trash while holding onto the peel, or doing some other crazy thing while your mind is going in a zillion different directions. Send us the story! The best one will win you a $25 gift certificate! If more than one rates high on the snortle scale, we’ll award additional certificates, as good belly laughs are worth every dime. We’ll allow you to remain anonymous but will be sharing tales in future newsletters, and look forward to knowing we’re not alone in our absent mindedness! Deadline: January 15, 2015. Email your stories to with AMM Stories in the subject line.